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[Будь-здоров! 2] Медицинский юмор

Все болезни нипочем, если ночью спишь с врачом!...

От постели до койко - места -- всего один муж....

В открытом море на корабле заболел штурман. После осмотра больного
доктор задумался.
- Доктор, что-нибудь серьезное?
- Нет, я просто вспоминаю, кто еще у нас знаком с навигацией...

Работа фармацевта полна опасностей. Бабулька (постоянный клиент) очень
боится сделать что-то не так, часто просит прямо в аптеке распаковать
перцовый пластырь и помочь наклеить, или помочь разделить таблетку на
четыре части. Один раз попросила "заварить чай от простуды" (сама не
угадает сколько лить воды), а давление ей меряем раза три в неделю.
Помню полные страха и ожидания глаза нашего провизора, в тот день когда
бабулька пришла за свечами от геморроя...

- Полуторагодовалый ребёнок долго болел и активно сопротивлялся
употреблению лекарств. В очередной раз увидев что-то лекарственное у
меня в руках, с криком: "Не будем!" ткнулся лицом в подушку на диване.
- После этого случая он, конечно, научился визуально различать таблетки
и ректальные свечи...

← Октябрь 2014 →
		1 01.10.2014 00:36:22 00:39:51 00:48:19 00:50:49 00:53:50 00:59:25 01:05:21 01:11:16 01:12:51	2 02.10.2014 00:38:10 00:45:01 00:48:00 00:50:28 01:03:26 01:03:59 01:04:48 01:21:57 01:44:47 17:47:41	3 03.10.2014 01:50:59 01:51:31 01:57:08 01:59:35 02:01:30 02:05:29 03:57:12 12:52:09	4 04.10.2014 01:19:06 01:21:36 01:23:39 01:27:37 01:29:34 01:32:43 01:35:15 01:39:10	5
6 06.10.2014 00:30:03 00:31:20 00:32:11 00:32:32 00:34:39 00:38:42 00:40:53 00:42:44 00:45:15	7 07.10.2014 00:08:21 00:11:08 00:19:29 00:20:15 00:21:43 00:28:09 00:33:10 00:36:59 00:47:32	8 08.10.2014 01:59:26 02:04:52 02:10:18 02:13:48 02:21:59 02:22:51 02:25:20 02:26:50 02:28:56 02:31:54 04:33:58 16:55:29 17:06:24 17:08:14 17:12:51 17:16:00 17:17:37 17:18:50 17:28:54 17:31:30 21:50:28 21:51:31 21:53:30 22:22:52	9 09.10.2014 01:05:51 20:58:17 21:42:07 21:43:49 21:48:46 21:53:18 21:54:57 21:59:28 22:10:56	10 10.10.2014 02:40:51 02:42:22 02:44:45 02:46:13 02:49:46 02:51:57	11 11.10.2014 00:44:27 00:46:15 00:48:51 01:31:21 01:34:52 01:42:16 01:44:48 22:11:06 22:36:06 22:46:42 22:49:38 22:53:37 23:03:42 23:28:15 23:28:22	12 12.10.2014 19:48:01 21:44:50 21:54:19 22:03:32 22:16:03 22:29:11 22:34:44
13 13.10.2014 01:52:53 01:56:20 01:59:49 18:19:22 19:20:55 19:21:33 19:21:38 19:52:30 20:01:31	14 14.10.2014 12:09:38 15:58:48 21:25:01 21:36:30 21:43:03 21:56:52 22:08:57 22:09:28 22:11:31 22:14:00 22:16:49 22:17:06	15 15.10.2014 00:12:04 23:44:28 23:45:14 23:53:25	16 16.10.2014 00:01:17 00:05:12 00:09:47 00:19:06 00:22:41 00:29:34 00:32:05 00:32:18 00:36:20 23:43:52	17 17.10.2014 01:36:14 01:41:11 01:51:43 01:54:20 02:00:42 02:03:41 02:05:53 02:06:12	18 18.10.2014 01:02:18 01:07:49 01:12:19 01:13:46 18:46:24	19 19.10.2014 03:33:00 03:34:57 03:36:44 03:39:11 03:41:44 03:43:57 03:44:56 16:08:44 19:53:33
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