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   Выпуск  26                                Шутки из забугорья                       

Howdee-ho!

   Сегодня обойдемся без долгих вступлений :0)
  Победителем сегодня стала Demyanets Irina:

   Два пять летних мальчиков стоят в туалете pee. Каждый говорит, " Ваша вещь не имеет любую кожу на этом!" " Я был Обрезаемый. " " Что является, это означает? " " Это означает, что они сокращают кожу от Конец. " " Какого возраста были Вы, когда это было отрезано (отключено)? " " Моя мамочка сказала, что мне было два Дни. " " Это вред? " " Вы держите пари, это повреждало, я не мог идти для Год! "

   А вот кому свеженьких картинок:0)!!! http://www.jorikus.newmail.ru/fun/p11.html

   А это - ну очень дружественный сайт, так как он есть моих рук творение :0). Там все интересующиеся могут ознакомиться со способами заработка на просторах сети. Жду в гости!

Добро пожаловать!

   A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings. After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

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   A man met a beautiful girl in Russia and she agreed to spend the night with him for $100. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $50 and enclosed a note:"Dear Madam: Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $50 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied;
2. There was plenty of heat;
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large." Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply: "Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord."

Sent by Serge 'long time' Yakunin

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   Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here." The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here." The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here." The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"

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   The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of experience." The man who won the job asked, "I understand most of the qualifications you required, but why 'one armed'?" The CEO answered, "I have had many consultants, and I am tired of hearing with each advice the phrase 'on the other hand'."

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   A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?" The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."

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   Вокабулярик

Cozy - уютный;

a flood - наводнение;

CEO - предселатель правления;

to predict - предсказывать.

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