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   Выпуск  24                                Шутки из забугорья                       

Всем привет!

   Ну вот, только растекся мыслью по древу о возобновлении периодичности рассылки, как тут же начал шалить провайдер. Так что, как говорится, не виноватая я :0) Итак, встречайте! Сегодняшний победитель - Дмитрий Богатырев (его вотчина - www.anie-troll.newmail.ru, - замечательный сайт, полный авторской поэзии! Настоятельно рекомендую всем любителям данного жанра искусства.)

   Над завтраком один утро, женщина сказала ее мужу, "Я поставит Вам не знать что день это." "Конечно Я делаю," он ответил на как будто он был обиден, и оставил для офиса. В 10:00 a.m., дверной звонок звонил и когда женщина открыла дверь, она была передана ящик дюжины длинных красных роз без стеблей. В 1:00 p.m., расстраивать-обернутый, двух фунтовый ящик ее любимых шоколадов был поставлен. Позже, маленький магазин поставлял модельное платье. Женщина могла не ждать ее муж придти домой. "Сначала цветы, затем шоколады и затем платье!" она воскликнула. "Я никогда не имел более замечательный День Сурка в своей жизни!

   Нажми на кнопку и получишь результат :0)!!! http://www.jorikus.newmail.ru/fun/p9.html

   Я вот все скромничал, стеснялся, но сегодня, наконец, решился поведать вам о своем проекте. Этот сайт посвящен способам заработка в сети, составлен на базе личного опыта с детальным описанием специфики работы с каждым спонсором, коих собрано немало. Все программы рассортированы по разделам. Также есть предложения для web-мастеров. Всех заинтересовавшихся жду в гости!

Добро пожаловать!

   During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on Earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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   The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!'

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   By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded. "Or just a bed--I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired traveller assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning, John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. When asked about how he slept, he replied, "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring, then?" "Nope. I shut him up in no time." How'd you manage that?" "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," John said. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful.' With that he sat up all night watching me."

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   A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th irthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

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   A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300." "Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking." "Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth." "That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

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   Вокабулярик

A ball point pen - шариковая ручка;

LAPD - Лос-Анжелесское полицейское отделение;

to snore - храпеть;

adjoining - смежный;

a wand - жезл;

to hike - гулять пешком;

take a hike - вали отсюда.

Пэ.Сэ. Просьба подписчика, просившего выслать ему 19-22 номера рассылки, откликнуться, так как по техническим причинам его имейло было безвозвратно утеряно.

Keep laughing!    Jorikus

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