Cегодня в рассылке: HUMOR FROM COMEDIANS
How do you do, Ladies & Gentlemen! Сегодня будет совсем уж не серьезный выпуск, посвященный шуточкам всех времен и народов.
Приятного прочтения, ведь "Time spend laughing is time spent with the gods( Japanese proverb ) "!
"A recent study shows that 75 % of the body's heat escapes through the head," comments comedian Jerry Seinfeld. "I guess that means you could ski naked if you had a good hat."
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently," said comedian Corbett Monica. "A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments."
"My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New York,"
- said comedian Steven Wright.
"I went to the ballet the other night for the first time and saw the women dancing on their tiptoes," says comedian Greg Ray. "Why don't they just get taller girls?"
A computer-industry representatives have agreed that 'family control' technology on the Internet already exists," says Craig Kilborn. "It's just that kids won't explain it to their parents."
I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school," says comic Wendy Leibman. "I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.
"You can't have everything," says comedian Steven Wright. "Where would you put it?"
 
ski - кататься на лыжах
naked - обнаженный
tiptoes - цыпочки
nursery - детский
pound - фунт
P.S. Лучший юмор 80-х годов читайте в еженедельном Юмористическом журнале
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