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Веселости из Америки plane hijacking, Schwartzkopf, Chinese proverbs
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Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales. Now why didn't Congress think of this?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he didn't think there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
His answer was classic Schwartzkopf.
He said, "I believe that forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."
Chinese proverbs
> > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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