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Образец английского юмора - еженедельные новости из Англии. 104


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Образец английского юмора - еженедельные новости из Англии

Выпуск 104 28 января 2008г. описание форум архив e-mail

 

Sunday January 20-27, 2008
The Observer

 

A good week for ...

 

 

Sarah Brown

The PM's wife, was showered by universal flattery after she stepped out in a pair of fetching Indian costumes, while playing the consort in India. It would be helpful to the husband if some of the sweet comments came his way.

 

Dave

All of them everywhere. Apparently, the name conjures up images of the well-endowed, according to a survey of women countrywide. Ray, incidentally, is the name most widely associated with less generously endowed men. It's all, of course, a question of perception - at least according to those among our friends who rejoice in the name of Ray.

 

Kazakhstan

The cinematic fightback has begun after last year's ridiculing in Borat. Now the country's home-grown biopic of the early life of Genghis Khan is up for best foreign language picture at the Oscars. Very good news. Though given the subject matter, we still have doubts about any wide PR benefits.

 

St Martin's

The Scilly island has its first Michelin-starred restaurant. The island is only one square mile, but Tean, a modern British establishment attached - fortunately for any prospective diners - to a hotel, is rewarded with the accolade which has escaped the whole of Leeds, Sheffield, Liverpool and Manchester combined.

 

The Queen

Last week, the Boss was presented with bananas by a woman to whom she'd given some during the war, when they were much sought after. Could catch on. Goodbye flowers, hello kumquats, kiwis and some really nice rosy apples.

 

 

 


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A bad week for ...

Slough

Residents of neighbouring upmarket Windsor have handed out the ultimate snub. They are asking to have their own postcode so they can stop having to use Slough's. SL4 and SL6 residents are asking for a WM tag instead. How about a royal warrant, too?

 

Martha Greene

The Blair family adviser was last week fined £150 for using her mobile while driving. Add to that another £100 for driving without a full licence, £100 costs and a £15 victim surcharge and we have to hope that Cherie's famed generosity extends to her buddy Martha.

 

Ashley Cole

The Chelsea footballer woke up on Friday morning to discover that an alleged one-night stand he'd had behind his wife's back had led to kiss-and-tell  revelations. Cole's escapades were extravagant - while he occasionally had to interrupt manoeuvres to be sick, his energy never flagged, it seems.

 

Saw Wai

The Burmese poet has been arrested after the authorities discovered that a poem he's published called 'February 14' included criticism of the country's ruling general, Than Shwe, which was hidden in the first letter of each line. It describes him as 'power crazy' which turned out to be something of a self-fulfilling prophesy.

 

Chocolate

Eating it may lead to broken bones, according to a new study. Scientists suggest that eating chocolate every day can lead to weaker bones and therefore fractures. A naughty pleasure may have become slightly naughtier. It will take a lot, however, to put us off our fruit and nut.

 

 

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