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Образец английского юмора - еженедельные новости из Англии

Выпуск 101 7 января 2008г. описание форум архив e-mail

 

Sunday January 6, 2008

The Observer

A good week for ...

 

Simon Sebag Montefiore
The historian about town last week signed a deal with Miramax for his biography, Young Stalin, to be adapted for the cinema.
The screenwriter is to be John Hodge, best known for his Trainspotting script. Debauchery, violence and poverty - perfect.

 

Thomas Allinson
A Victorian doctor struck off by the GMC in 1894 has attracted a bit of belated support.
A pamphlet of his, republished last week, warned against smoking, a salt-rich diet and overeating and promoted vegetables and long walks by the sea. No wonder the Victorian establishment tried so hard to silence him.

 

Eddie Murphy
The Hollywood star put Spice Girls paternity suits behind him and married his girlfriend Tracey Edmonds on new year's day on a private island in French Polynesia.
Hush those pesky people who suggest that the happy couple didn't actually fulfil the 30-day residency requirement for their marriage to be legally valid.

 

Yo!
It's the new word we've all been waiting for, according to linguistics experts. Apparently, as well as standing in for 'hello', it's now also being used as a substitute for 'their'. As in 'everyone has yo opinion'. Not quite in The Observer style book just yet.



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A bad week for ...

 

Equality
A female, heterosexual nightclub bouncer has won damages from a gay nightclub, where she says she faced discrimination for being a 'breeder'.
Why, as the song said, can't we all live together?

 

Nicholas Soames
The rotund  произношение Tory MP and descendant of Winston Churchill has been reported to the police by anti-hunting activists for riding a quad bike with passengers in a trailer, while following his local hunt.
The allegation is that he was on a public road. And this counts - tut, tut - as breaking passenger-safety laws. Shame. We always hate seeing a giant brought low.

 

Eternity
A 15ft 'eternal flame' given to Bournemouth by its local churches to mark the millennium has been extinguished.
It was costing £8,000 annually and not proving terribly good for the environment as it burned gas. Eternity is so over ...

 

Paul McCartney
Sony/ATV, which owns the rights to Beatles songs, has decided to allow some of the songs to be used in advertising for the first time. Procter & Gamble plans to make use of the new ruling, with (wait for it) 'All You Need Is Luvs' to promote Luvs nappies - or diapers as the locals will have it - in America.

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