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Образец английского юмора - еженедельные новости из Англии. 108


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Образец английского юмора - еженедельные новости из Англии

Выпуск 108 26 февраля 2008г. описание форум архив e-mail

Sunday February 17-24, 2008

The Observer

 

A good week for ...

 

Jennifer Lopez

She and husband Marc Anthony have had twins. What's more, People magazine is paying them several million dollars for the photographs. Phew, expensive kids, aren't they?

 

Sleepy types

Daytime power naps can improve your memory, according to scientists. Another study showed a midday snooze helps prevent heart disease. So, if you never get out of bed, you'll be as healthy as healthy gets.

 

Cruz Beckham

Not destined to be the shy and retiring type, was he, given his parents? As confirmation, he last week upstaged his mother during a Spice Girls concert in New York by some on-stage head-spinning, though we gather they call it breakdancing.

 

CS Lewis

The late Oxford don's children's books have been voted more popular than Harry Potter. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe triumphed in a poll, while Winnie the Pooh also finished above JK Rowling's works. On the downside, the survey was conducted among parents, and what do they know?

 

Giorgio Armani

He's a brave fellow, il maestro, the boldest perhaps in the fashion world, according to the new consensus. His achievement? He dared criticise American Vogue



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A bad week for...

 

 

Bolton University

Not a very popular place to study, it turns out. Only 81.6 per cent of students go back after their first year, which gives it the worst drop-out rate in the country. What's wrong, we wonder, with Bolton, birthplace of our favourite chucklemeister, Mr Peter Kay?

 

Gordon Brown

The PM has been used, with a scarlet flower behind his ear, in adverts for the tropical island of Fiji. Some have suggested he thought it was Fife when he glanced at their written request. Why the Fijians chose our dear leader, we're less sure. Any suggestions?

 

David Miliband

Isn't it awful when friends don't tell you all they've been up to? This was the position of our tyro Foreign Secretary when he had to admit 'extraordinary rendition' flights did land at a 'British' airport - Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean - in 2002. We felt a little pang for the boy Miliband since he had been 'misinformed' - isn't that their job? - by the CIA.

 

Oxfordshire allotments

Two runaways pigs have been working their way through plants and vegetables. Imagine the bother, as the allotment holders are keen to get on with planting. It emerges that the pigs are probably of the glorious Old Spot variety. Which at least means they will taste good when caught.

 

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