Рассылка закрыта
При закрытии подписчики были переданы в рассылку "Jewish anecdote" на которую и рекомендуем вам подписаться.
Вы можете найти рассылки сходной тематики в Каталоге рассылок.
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Статистика
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Шутки из забугорья
| Выпуск 37 | Шутки из забугорья |
Приветствую вас, дорогие читатели!
Удивительно, но факт - к нам, за 20 дней до своего официального конца, все-таки пожаловала в гости Зима. Настоящая, со снегом и морозом. Так что я дождался того, чего хотел, чего и вам искренне желаю. Ну а вниманию тех, кто с нетерпением ждал очередной выпуск рассылки, я с удовольствием предлагаю несколько свежих (а может и не очень) анекдотов!
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty girl. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?" The girl, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied. The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL ?!!"
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered on the first ring, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes." whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?", the boss asked the child. "Yes", whispered the child, "A policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy" whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman" came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper." answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!" Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"
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The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted. Then he spoke: "Have you noticed just what I have done?" "Of course, dear. Every single detail!" "Good. That's how I want my breakfast served every morning."
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A recently married minister went to his congregation, informed them of his wife's pregnancy and asked for a raise that would allow him a reasonable salary. After deliberation, it was agreed that the increase in family size warranted the raise. After six births in six years the congregants called a meeting to complain that the cost was becoming burdensome. Things got contentious. Finally, the minister stood at the altar and said, a little angrily, "Having children is an act of G-d!" "Snow and rain are acts of G-d, too," a man at the back of the room said, "but most of us wear rubbers."
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Вокабулярик
to drawl - растягивать слова;
flattered - польщенный;
deliberation - обсуждение;
rubbers - плащи, (дословно) резинки.
Keep laughing!
Jorikus
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