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Изучение английского в интернет. IIMT сертификация.


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Сегодняшним номером рассылки мы хотим поднять вам настроение и предоставляем несколько анекдотов и забавных историй на английском языке.

 

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Why did the widower marry his deceased wife's sister?

He didn't want to break in a new mother-in-law.

 

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"Hello," said the vacuum cleaner salesman to the little girl who answered the door. "Would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner? Watch this!"

Pushing his way into the house, the salesman dumped a pile of lint and coffee grounds on the shag carpet. "If this vacuum doesn't clean this mess up right away," he boasted with a smile, "why I'll eat it right off the floor!"

At this the little girl turned and started out of the room. "Where you going kid?" called out the salesman. "To get your Mama?"

"No," said the little girl turning to face him. "To get you a knife and fork. See, we don't have any electricity."
 
 

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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Just look at the size of their fingers!

 

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A recently widowed woman was discussing her husband's funeral with a friend. "My husband was well-prepared for his death. He left $2,000 for the service, but I was able to get someone to say some nice words for $200.

He left $5,000 for a plot, but I found a spot a little out of the way for $500. And the stone...he left $6,000 for the stone."

"Six thousand dollars for the stone!" said her friend. "You didn't spend the whole $6,000 on a stone, did you?"

"Why not?" said the widow. And holding up her ring finger she queried, "How do you like it?"

 

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At a gift shop, a customer asked about some jewelry. "And what is this necklace made of?"

"Alligator teeth," said the clerk.

"Why is it more expensive than that pearl necklace over there?"

"Well, anyone can open an oyster..."

 
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