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Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке


Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке

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The doctor used his stethoscope on the patient. Finally, he said, "I hesitate between appendicitis and brain damage. I'll come back tomorrow. Don't worry. If you're still alive, it's appendicitis."

A tax inspector went into the African jungle and found a tribe which had never paid taxes before. He explained that he wanted some of their money, but not for himself.
"The money will go to the government," he said. "But they will spend it on you. They will make sure you are never hungry."
"I understand," replied the native." It is the same thing as if I cut the tail off my dog to give it something to eat."

A butcher made his own meat paste and sold it in his shop.
A customer asked what the contents were.
"It is made of beef and quail," he answered.
"But quail is an expensive, small bird and your paste is not dear. Is your paste really half and half?"
"It certainly is. I put in one cow for each quail."

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