OneLiner: Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- How did you get their little legs apart?
Quote:
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
Poem:
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against
us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and
the lager.
Barmen
Sent by aftab
Joke:
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's
stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in
Utah.
The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and
handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, "Well
Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your
last assignment."
The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it
be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?"
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