OneLiner: What's a accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.
Quote: "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently
three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population." :)))))))
Poem:
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two slices of bread!
Sent by Mad
Joke:
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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his
colleagues asked him how it had been. "Oh, it was very disappointing,"
he said. "I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here
in the hospital."