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Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке


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Самые смешные анекдоты на английском языке

Understanding Women

At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when
she says something.
Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by
now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think
about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of
white.
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really
not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get
used to it.
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him
until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is
important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying
that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe
department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD
those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you
bring your checkbook?
(The answer to "What's wrong?")
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up
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