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Анекдот на английском языке "Not An Earthworm"


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Анекдот на английском языке "Not An Earthworm"
2014-09-21 15:58 admin

A father had promised his two young sons he would take them on a fishing
trip. The boys were digging for fishing bait in their parents' garden.
Uncovering a many-legged creature, one of the boys proudly dangled it
before his Father.

"No, son, he won't do for bait," his Father said. "He's not an
earthworm."

"He's not?" the boy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is he from?"

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Анекдот на английском языке "Crying Friends"
2014-09-21 15:59 admin

One afternoon a woman came home to find two little girls on the steps of her building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears.

Thinking they might be hurt, she dropped her briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" the woman asked.

Still sobbing, one girl held up her doll. "My baby's arm came off," she
said.

The woman took the doll and its disjointed arm. After a little effort
and luck, the doll was again whole.

"Thank you," came a whisper.

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Анекдот на английском языке "Put Something In It"
2014-09-21 16:00 admin

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "that's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

Later that day another couple were over for dinner. The woman began to feel bad. Holding her head she said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

The little girl looked up at her giving her the sweetest smile that any little child could give. Then she said, "that's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

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Анекдот на английском языке "A Football Game"
2014-09-21 16:00 admin

A guy took his sister to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were hurting each other for 25 cents."

"What do you mean?"

"All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"

A Football Game
[ə ˈfʊtbɔːl ɡeɪm]
Матч по американскому футболу

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Анекдот на английском языке "A Little Help"
2014-09-21 16:01 admin

An elderly man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for a moment, the man crosses the street, walks up behind the little fellow, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.

"Ding Dong"

Crouching down to the child's level, the old man smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

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Анекдот на английском языке "Children's Truths"
2014-09-21 16:02 admin

1) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.

4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a mint.

8) School lunches stick to the wall.

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Анекдот на английском языке "War Of The Worlds"
2014-09-21 16:03 admin

While a six-year-old daughter and her father were reviewing some old
photographs, they came across a picture of him when he was a captain in
the Army Reserves.

"Daddy, were you in a war?"

"Yes," the man lied, just to see what her reaction would be.

Wide-eyed, she gasped, "Against which planet?"

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Анекдот на английском языке "A Card For The Bus Driver"
2014-09-21 16:03 admin

It was Christmas time, and the school kids had all given their bus driver cards and presents. The bus driver was truly feeling that the kids must really like his driving to be so generous.

The bus driver waited until he was home from work, and then started to open the cards.

On the inside of one card it said, "Thanks for not getting into an accident yet. We really appreciate it."

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Анекдот на английском языке "A Solid Reason"
2014-09-21 16:04 admin

Little Johnny walked into the house covered in filth. His Mom asked, "Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?"

Johnny rolled his eyes and replied, "I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!"

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Анекдот на английском языке "Counting In The Courtyard"
2014-09-21 16:05 admin

A group of people were touring a university campus and they noticed

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