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1. ОЧЕНЬ смешные АНЕКДОТЫ на АНГЛИЙСКОМ языке
2. Новости сайта, новинки нашего магазина
3. How To Write A Resume
4. Образовательно-развлекательный журнал ENGLISH4U

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After eating he pulls out a gun, shoots the place to the ground, and runs away. Quickly the bartender runs after him yelling, "HEY YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!" The panda turns around and yells "Yes I can. Look me up in the encyclopedia!" So, the bartender looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia, and it reads "Panda: increasingly rare species of bear that can be found in the eastern part of Asia. It eats shoots and leaves."

There was a little baby boy and a little baby girl. Then the baby boy goes "I'm a boy, you are a girl!" Then the girl goes "How do you know?" Then the little boy goes "I'll show you when the nurse leaves." So about 10 minutes later, the nurse leaves. So the boy lifts up his gown and goes........."See I have Blue Booties, and you have Pink!

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!" "Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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How To Write A Resume

There are two ways to get a free resume:
1. Get a resume writer to write a free resume for you;
2. Write a free resume for yourself.

If you have a good friend who is a resume writer and would write a resume for you free of charge, don't waste time- go for it.

If you're not lucky enough to have a resume writer as a friend, no problem, just write your own strong, convincing resume designed to get a job interview.

Writing a resume is persuasive writing, because a resumes' main purpose is to persuade a perspective employer to call you for a job interview.

Gaining knowledge of how to write a resume that gets that kind of wanted response is not difficult. All you need is a system and enough confidence to boast about yourself, in writing.

First, here's the system.

It is first important to know exactly the job you're applying for. This is what you need to state in your Job Objective. It's one of the most critical parts of your resume. It is from here that an employer decides whether or not to continue reading, which is what you want. To accomplish this, you need to make your objective precise, specific, focused, and short winded. Do you get the point?

Then (after you get the point) decide on whether you have the experience for the job and/or the skills for the job.

Once you've made a decision, you have the information to settle on which resume format suits you best. Here are the two main resume formats used. Decide which is best for you.

1. The Chronological Resume Format:
* Objective
* Summary
* Experience
* Education
* References

The chronological resume format is the most popular format used by persons, especially those who write their own resume.

This resume format is for you if:
* you have constantly moved to better and better jobs;
* all your jobs have been in the same field (more or less);
* you have no significant periods of unemployment.

2. The Functional Resume Format:
* Objective
* Accomplishments
* Capabilities
* Employment
* History
* Education
* References

The functional resume format is designed to emphasize your accomplishments and skills needed to do the job you're applying for. This takes the spotlight of your work history, especially if there are gaps in your work history.

This resume format is for you if:
* you're changing careers;
* you're re-entering the job market;
* your skills and accomplishments are stronger than your work experience;
* you have little work experience.

Choosing the right resume format for you is a critical step in making a winning resume. And a resume is what get you a job interview, which in turn gets you the job. So be vigilant and know which resume format suits you best and use it.

After this you can decide on resume templates to help with your resume lay-out.

Your resume is almost complete. Just one more hurdle to fly over. It's time to start boasting (productive and accomplishment oriented boasting).

It is here that most people who write their own resumes get free with job descriptions and duties.

Please don't waste your ink on this common mistake. Instead write a resume that is accomplishment focused using action words like, managed, participated, authored, negotiated, developed, consulted, trained, persuaded, conceptualized e.t.c.

So before you infuse your resume with phrases like ' responsible for developing a security plan for ...' or 'responsible for the quality control department', tell the prospective employer what you can do for him or her by stating your accomplishments using action words.

As an example you can use this chronological resume:

JOHN SMITH
123 Any Street
Any City, Any State 12345
e-mail: jsmith@anywhere.com

OBJECTIVE
To obtain a position as a Distribution Manager that utilizes my 7 years of distribution and logistics management experience, my experience founding and managing a small business, and my bachelor's degree in business administration.

PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY
Experience with successfully managing all aspects of a large distribution center including implementing automated distribution systems; selecting, managing and training staff; developing and managing the departmental budget; establishing and monitoring productivity goals; and leading cross-functional teams on key projects. Have designed the layout, organization, processes, and procedures for a distribution facility. Proven leadership skills gained from managing a large distribution center as well as founding and managing a multi-million dollar business.

EXPERIENCE
General Manager, Distribution
ABC Companies, Any City Any State, 1989 - 1999.
* Developed operating budget for Distribution Center based on detailed forecasts and managed Distribution Center to operate effectively within the operating budget.
* Reduced Distribution Center expenses by more than $1.5 million, a 30% reduction, over a 2-year period while maintaining productivity levels, service quality, and inventory accuracy.
* Designed an employee productivity improvement incentive program that resulted in a 28% increase in productivity.
* Developed a seasonal staffing program that eliminated the need for temporary labor resulting in a $500,000 savings.
* Led cross-functional team integrating the distribution system with a new database merchandising system.
* Redesigned receiving and picking operations to incorporate an automated system completing the project on time and under budget.
* Responsible for residential construction projects for over 150 new single-family homes.
* Managed the complete project including bidding, design, scheduling, purchasing, subcontracting, and customer service.
* Scheduled subcontractor activities and oversaw multiple subcontractors to ensure construction projects were completed on time and within budget.

EDUCATION
Any University, Any City, Any State
Bachelor of Arts, Business Administration

SKILLS
DMS, MS Office, Spreadsheet Software, ORACLE

PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT
World Class Logistics, CLM Annual Conference
Supply Chain Management, CLM Annual Conference

PROFESSIONAL AFFILIATIONS
Member, Council of Logistics Management

free of charge - бесплатно
To Persuade - убеждать, склонять
Boast - хвастовство, предмет гордости
Precise - точный, отчетливый, четкий, ясный
spotlight - всеобщее внимание
hurdle - барьер, препятствие
lay-out - план, схема, разметка
template - образец, шаблон
ink - чернила

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