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Грамматика английского языка. Выпуск 75
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Анекдоты на английском языке
Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the 
battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.
Question: Why did God create the man before he created 
the woman?
Answer 1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance 
to enjoy Heaven on Earth for a few moments.
Answer 2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a 
draft first!

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An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents 
on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says 
happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything 
your child says happens at home.

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Question: There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of 
them dead. How many birds are left?
Answer: 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!

Question: If a man was born in Italy, went to America and 
died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Answer: Dead!

Question: Why is the letter "T" like an island?
Answer: Because it is in the middle of waTer!

Question: What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer: "Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first 
and last letters!

Question: What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has 
millions of letters?
Answer: The "Post Office"!

Question: What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has 
one letter?
Answer: Envelope!

Question: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Answer: Because he had no-body to go with!

Question: I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
Answer: A liar!

Question: What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?
Answer: Finding half a maggot!

 

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