Английский с нуля

• Итоги Новогоднего конкурса
• Основная новость
• Новости, объявления

Hello, my friends!

I'm glad to meet you.

Давайте подведем итоги конкурса на лучший рассказ: "Как я провел Новый год". 

К сожалению не было прислано ни одного рассказа.

Не захотели приобрести на халяву Радиопередачи "Голос Америки" и те, кто заказывали этот комплект дисков уже после объявления конкурса.

Я подумал, что может быть что-то не так сделал и решил поднять эту тему на англоговорящем форуме.

Вот что из этого получилось:

Тема топика: Have you a funny new years story?

Lord Adrian

Tell, inform, send.
It is very much necessary for studying English.

Fire_Goddess

Lord Adrian wrote:

Tell, inform, send. It is very much necessary for studying English.

Stories about drunken brawls, and humiliations are useful for people learning english? LOL

Lord Adrian

I'm sorry, if you had bad New year.
I hope to find people having cheerful New year.

bryak

Lord Adrian wrote:

I'm sorry, if you had bad New year. I hope to find people having cheerful New year.

lol. I love Lord Adrian!

Fire_Goddess

That was not meeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL. I didnt even drink on new years

tuller

I think we were all asleep in various places, I was asleep in my recliner, wifey was asleep on the sofa, one twin was asleep in front of the tv on the floor, the other twin had already crashed in her bed.
Exciting New Years here
We must be a boring family
Then too...New Years was a long time ago and I can't remember much about it.

Lord Adrian

Likely I was mistaken.
To meet New year is a boring action.
But!
Once, when I was the student, we met New year in a wood.
I had to sleep in tent between two girls.
But we were dressed in fur coats and valenki.

Fire_Goddess
Oh so Lord Adrian has kinky stories to share about his past new years celebrations. I guess now he wants to find out if hes been out done by anyone on this forum

mr. barley

New Year's Eve....Moscow 2005. My wife and I were staying at the Hotel Ukraina and we had a nice dinner at 8:00 PM in the hotel. We went back up to our room to watch some TV and kill some time before we went out. Of coarse we both fell asleep with our bellies full of food. At a little before midnight I woke up because I heard some explosions. I looked out my window and saw fireworks going off here and there. I woke up my wife and told her to get ready fast or we would miss New Year's in Moscow. In about 15 minutes we hit the streets and headed across the bridge to Novy Arbnot. Stopped at a kiosk and grabbed a ffew beers and canned mixed drinks. There was people everywhere drinking and running around aas the fireworks went off all around you. Then after a while we walked over to Starry arbor . Another kiosk and more beer. Starry Arbot was kind of dark and a bit scary so we went back to Novy Arbot to walk back to our hotel.

When we got to our hotel, I went to the desk to ask if the observation deck bar was open yet and the woman at the desk said yes. I asked her how long it would be open and she told me it closes at 8:00 AM! So we headed up there and ordered a bottle of champagne. The only people up there were hotel employees who were having their own party . After another bottle of champagne and and couple vodkas for me we decided to call it a night or morning I guess. It was 5:30AM! When we got back to our room I decided it would be fun to call my brother in Minneapolis and wish them a Happy New Year. I called them collect and his wife was yelling at him in the background to hang up because the call was going to cost a fortune. It turned out to be $65 for 8 minutes! ( I paid him back ). Then we both threw up (in the toilet of coarse )and passed out. I didn't get out of bed the whole next day. I will never forget New Year's in Moscow!

Lord Adrian

I wanted to lead competition of my site on the best story " How I have met New year "
Probably it is necessary to change a theme of competition and to name it " How my friend has met New year "
Probably it will be more cheerful.

Lord Adrian

mr. barley, $65 for 8 minutes - It is funny joke.
I did not hear such joke.

Oh! I have joke to you.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

mr. barley

Fire_Goddess
Mr Barley havent you ever heard of that stupid yet useful saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker"? LOL

Lord Adrian

Last joke

In ICQ
- Do you wanna chat?
- I"m busy.
- Hello, busy. I"m Abraham!...

Oh, I will go to have sweet dream.
Bye.

mr. barley

Fire_Goddess wrote:

Mr Barley havent you ever heard of that stupid yet useful saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker"? LOL

I've been around a time or two, but when the alcohol starts flowing, you forget all about that kind of stuff. Drinking to excess used to be one of my favorite pastimes back in the days when you still had to get up to change the channels on the TV.

vitalsigns

mr. barley wrote:

Fire_Goddess wrote: Mr Barley havent you ever heard of that stupid yet useful saying "Beer before liquor, never been sicker"? LOL I've been around a time or two, but when the alcohol starts flowing, you forget all about that kind of stuff. Drinking to excess used to be one of my favorite pastimes back in the days when you still had to get up to change the channels on the TV.

Wow, you have been around for a while then!

 

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